Presenting…every episode of Smackdown:
Cole: What a hero [name of heel] is! He’s the greatest human being in the history of all known events. He’s out there with [name of quasi-celebrity] listening to [name of whatever musical artist the WWE considers hip] watching [name of popular TV show no one in the WWE watches]! I bet you never watched [name of TV show], Josh! I bet you’ve never even kissed a girl. You probably just sit around. Eating food. Drinking beverages. Like a tool.
Booker T: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, my goodness.
Matthews: Should AJ get bedeazzled ass implants? Head over to the WWE Universe page on Facebook and let us know what your thoughts are on the matter!
Booker T: Hold up, hold up, hold up! Looky here, dog. This is the part of the match when things really count. When you’ve got to dig deep and find that stuff deep down inside you, man.
Cole: I bet you’ve never dug down deep to find anything, Josh. You probably just sit around. Talking to people. Living your life. Converting oxygen into carbon-dioxide. Like an idiot.
Matthews: Trent Barreta unleashed a bit of a storm on Twitter over the weekend, tweeting that he bought himself a nice new pair of pants.
Booker T: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Can you feel me?
God damn you Michael Cole. I hate you so much. I know he’s low on the culprit list here, but he’s the most loathsome. — @MattIGN 11/2008
I can’t wait to get home and watch the promo everyone’s talking about! I love me some @WWE, and @CMPunk vs. @JohnCena. #INeed50DollarsNow!
i said i'mma heat this chicken: An idea for Summer of Punk 2011... -
I know I’m getting my hopes up waaaaaaaaaaaay too high, but I just had a fun idea…
I’ve been thinking back to Punk’s post-match promo after winning the ROH title. Mainly because of the Livejournal references he posted on twitter. Here’s what I’m thinking. Punk beats Cena and wins the title, and…
Reblogging because I totally sorta fucking called this.
(Source: kazuchikaokada, via kazuchikaokada)
An absolutely wonderful match. Compelling. Jaw-Dropping. It did what wrestling needed. WWE gets credit for such a compelling story. Only thing that would’ve made it better was Jim Ross calling it and if it was at Wrestlemania in Chicago. Still, five-star match.
No matter the ending, thank you CM Punk and thank you John Cena. This is what every wrestling fan has been waiting for.
All computers accessing internet at mi casa have been blocked from twitter. I’m not sure why that’s the case, as I have access to 99% of the sites I go to on a regular basis. I think they done did blocked my IP.